CHARACTER BREAKDOWN MURDER ON THE MENU by Bill Hand
(TLC, July 2024 –Maren Sugarman, Director)
BERNIE JONES (Male 20s-30s): Artemus Ward’s young nephew;
insecure and from the wrong side of the tracks; works in the
Ward Books Publishing mailroom
EILEEN MORROW (Female 40s-60s): Artemus Ward’s attorney-at-law
and executor of his will; crisp and professional
JEANNIE DELL (Female 20s-30s): young owner of The Manor, a
barely surviving but tasteful little restaurant
ALEXIS WARD-REGENT-MIDDLEFIELD-ABERNATHY-GILLICUDDY-BOSKOWICZ
(Female 40s-50s): Artemus Ward’s oft-widowed, Dickinson quoting
daughter; she and her brother are heirs to Ward Books
Publishing
REGINALD WARD (Male 40s-60s): Artemus Ward’s son; cold and
scheming; heir with his sister to Ward Books Publishing DR. BULLFINGER (Female 30s-40s): the ambitious but questionably
qualified, newly elected county coroner MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR (Male 20s-40s): an ambitious and
quick-thinking journalist whose father was a big fan of Joseph
Heller’s “Catch-22” ARTEMUS WARD (Elderly Male. May be played by same actor as
Major, using old age makeup): murder victim (has one monologue
before death); philanthropic, cranky, and opinionated owner of
Ward Books Publishing
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